This weekend’s PGA Tour event is the iPODS Championship in Florida. Oops, I mean PODS (Portable On Demand Storage), not the portable digital music player by Apple. My mistake. In other words, a big box for your stuff. I’ve seen them in driveways in my neighborhood and have to say they look rather hideous. But since PODS is sponsoring the tournament, I started wondering if the winner receives a year’s lease on his very own PODS. Hey, if Mark Wilson gets a Honda, if Vijay Singh gets a Mercedes, if Tiger gets yet another Buick, Charles Howell III wins a Nissan for winning tournaments sponsored by automobile manufacturers, shouldn’t the winner of the PODS Championship win his very own PODS? Or how about the PODS of his choice? Or a year supply of PODS? How many PODS can you use in a year? I want to see a pro make a hole-in-one and take a cue from Rich Beem and jump on his PODS. And how about Kirk Triplett? Is this a special tournament for him? PODS used to be his main sponsor. If he doesn’t look goofy enough wearing that bucket hat he clinches it by wearing a bucket hat with a big PODS label on it. Oh well, maybe he will win and get his own personal PODS, one that is big enough to store all his FedEx points.
Hitting range balls while wondering whatever happened to Dave Hill.
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