Friday, May 25, 2007

10 Aces? Yeah, Right

Have you read about the 46-year-old woman from California who claims to have made 10 holes-in-one this year? Jacqueline Gagne, an 8-handicapper, says she has recorded 10 aces between Jan. 23 and May 2, most of them at her home courses at Mission Hills Country Club. That happens to be one less than Tiger Woods career total. She also claims to have legitimate witnesses to her astounding feats. Pardon me if I’m a bit suspicious. Making a hole-in-one is one part skill and five parts luck. Are you telling me that she has been that lucky 10 times in the span of four months? Hmmm. I say hook her and her witnesses up to a lie detector.

Hitting range balls while wondering whatever happened to Barry Jaekel.