Monday, May 7, 2007

Shut Up Already

Could golf fans be more unoriginal? Here’s my latest pet peeve: the idiots at PGA Tour golf tournaments who yell, “IN THE HOLE!” the moment a player hits any shot short of a putt. What are these morons thinking? That if a shot miraculously does go in that they claim credit for calling the shot? Get real. The nitwits used to holler, “You da man,” but apparently that became passé. Now it’s “in the hole.” Well, that saying can’t become passé fast enough as far as I’m concerned. Please, if you go to a tournament, shut up already.

Hitting range balls while wondering whatever happened to Steve Bull.